mrschriskendall:

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

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(via circumcisions)

i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.

(Source: drinking, via aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarthuur)

tupacabra:

if ya had tha chance ta change ur foot

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woodjeh?

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(via tupacabra)

meladoodle:

we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son

(via oomshi)

bidenette:

it was the besta bynes

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it was the worsta bynes

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(via pizzaforpresident)

dangergays:

imagine the shyest boy you know

that boy has a penis

that sometimes gets erect

(via oomshi)